OkCupid, This Caviar Has Been Eaten Before

Many, many years ago, when I worked as a tour guide, somebody told me a joke that goes kind of like this:

A Western tourist is on a tour of the Soviet Union. At the hotel restaurant, he asks for ikra (Russian for "caviar"; pronounced eek-rAh). 

"Excellent choice, sir," says the waiter and leaves the guest to salivate alone in anticipation of something like... this:

Soon, the waiter comes back and brings... this: